Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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