Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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