I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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