Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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