these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i love accidental penises.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
