just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
