I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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