oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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