you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
