i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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