garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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