Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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