Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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