if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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