I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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