I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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