their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
