Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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