In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it's like heaven, but drunker
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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