the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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