We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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