If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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