: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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