I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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