then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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