I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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