I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
They are going to name an STD after you.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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