Christians are straight up FREAKS
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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