well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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