For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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