We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
its liver damage thursday
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