I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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