I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I will be naked everywhere
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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