either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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