Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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