I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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