hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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