Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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