i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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