I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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