Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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