Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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