Where is the hickey?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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