1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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