my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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