Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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