So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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