I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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