When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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