so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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