So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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