I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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