when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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