Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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