you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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