Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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