dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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